The World,,,,Oh Boy!

A young Israeli soldier exhausted holding a weapon
Israel Rejects Peace Offer
Elderly, Isolated Are Heat’s Quiet Victims.
6 Shot, 1 Fatally, at Seattle Jewish Center
Spending Less? You’re Helping Slow the Economy

Bush, Blair agree on U.N. Plan
Microfiber Sofabed $299.99
Distress signals from the sea
Teak Sale! 70% off Retail Prices, Visit the largest wholesaler of “Grade A” Teak Patio Furniture in California
A Bath below
The ritual of ushering in the Jewish Sabbath appeared much the same as usual in Kiryat Shemona, Israel – the blessings and the food, for instance. But much was different as Kati Marziano and her 6-year old daughter passed yet another day in their bomb shelter, after spending two weeks hiding from Hezbollah rockets.
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Royal Recliner Sale, 25th Anniversary Offer
A Sobered Garcia Returns to Power in Peru, Vowing Change
Kathy Ireland’s Office & Entertainment Products
Mid Summer Sale FINAL WEEK, UP TO 70% OFF on Selected Items, Directly Imported Rugs

Shiite Cleric Calls Maliki Visit to U.S. a Betrayal
Sleep Free ONE FULL YEAR! Sale
U.N. Draft May Set Clock for Iran Sanctions

World’s smallest camera flip phone only from cingular
Scientists Turn Fat Into Muscle – You’re Thinking Cheesecake, Right?
Cingular raising the bar
4 Endangered Condor Chicks Die of West Nile
$1 Million Fan Sale
Reports Calls Home DNA Kits Misleading
TV & Appliances WEEKEND SALE

Keeping Faith Underground, As Israelis in Kiryat Shemona crowd into a bunker on the Sabbath, one matriarch says the town has seen it all, ‘but it was never this bad’
The Infiniti Limited Engagement Summer Event. Infiniti FX 35 lease per month $329
Israel Ends Gaza Raid, Leaving a Trail of Death and Destruction
One day Home Sale, Today July 29, 9 AM – 10 PM,,, 199.99 KitchenAid Heavy duty 5-qt Stand Mixer

Verizon Wireless BLOWOUT SALE!
Bush, Blair to Seek U.N. Force on Lebanon Border
Memory Foam Sale, “A great Mattress can help you sleep an extra 1-2 hours per night”
Somalia Official Is Slain in Baidoa; Hundreds Riot
India Official Says Nuclear Sites May Be Attacked
De Beers 401 N. Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills

In U.S., Calls Grow for Direct Contact With Syria
Cadillac Summer Event, 2006 Cadillac SRX Crossover and Cadillac CTS 0% APR for 60 months for qualified buyers
Israel Rejects Lebanese Plan
Super Summer Clearance All pianos, Digitals and player pianos priced for immediate sale!
Exclusive Interiors by Kreiss

Ohio Residents Evacuate as Floodwaters Rise After Deluge
Killer’s Claims Not Easy to Verify
Antiwar Demonstrators Arrested at White House
The Best Selling European Luxury SUV $389 ON APPROVED CREDIT
Hikes Wages, Cuts Taxes, Looks Like a Dud

3 Billionaires Interested in Buying L.A. Times
60% OFF ON ALL AREA RUGS
Judge Asked to Help in Hemingway Cat Dispute
0% Financing and NO Payments until 2007
Coroner Turns Detective to Seek Heat Victims’ Kin
ETHAN ALLEN why wait?
Officials Want a Better System to Check on Elderly

Gunman Acted Alone, Police Say
LA Gym Equipment, Sizzling Summer Savings
Pilot Narrowly Avoids Plane on Runway
We now have a limited selection of Boxster and Cayenne vehicles available at unadvertised prices

Jackson’s Mayor Hits the Streets
Santa Monica Design Gallery, Retiring After 50 Years SALE

Consumers Appear Resilient Amid Slowing Economy
Sit’n Sleep Anniversary Sale,, Queen Sets Starting At $399

Los Angeles Times, Section A, July 29, 2006
Couldn’t make this up.